AARGH!
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? THEY'RE TRYING TO NEUTRALIZE US! THEY FEED US SOME PHONY SITCOM ABOUT OUR LIVES SO WE'LL STAY HOME AND WATCH IT, INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND MAKING OUR OWN SUBVERSIVE CULTURE!
WELL, JERRY FALHELL SEEMS TO FIND
THIS SHOW PRETTY DAMN SUBVERSIVE. BESIDES, IT'S NOT PHONY. SHE'S A REAL LIVE LESBO!
www.visi.com/-oprairie/
THAT'S THE WORST PART! TRY TO CHANGE ANYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY AND YOU END UP GETTING PACKAGED AND SOLD BACK TO YOURSELF! PLUS NOW EVERY SHMOE ON THE STREET'S GONNA THINK THEY KNOW WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE!
22 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE
JUNE 20, 1997
Dykes ToWatch Out For by Alison Bechdel
HARD CORE
90 BALION BECAME
GOD, MO! YOU'RE SO HARD CORE! THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY, IF YOU'D SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
Fre
ROM EAST GRAND FORKS TO KEY WEST, QUEER AMERICA HUDDLES 'ROUND ITS HOME ENTER. TAINMENT CENTERS FOR A TELEHISTORIC MOMENT OF COLLECTIVE
264
CATHARSIS.
..AND WHAT
WAS HIS SUSAN. NAME?
SYDNEY, WHY WATCH THE DISNEY VERSION WHEN YOU HAVE THE REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE?
WAM!
I WANNA
SEE
THIS!
Apar Hyo
... I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I GOT THE JOKE ABOUT THE TOASTER OVEN.
RELAX, I'M TAPING IT. WE CAN WATCH IT
AFTER.
AFTER
WHAT?
SNIFF Shiff
...I WANT A HOUSE WITH A PICKET FENCE, YOU KNOW, A DOG, A CAT. SUNDAY BARBECUES, SOMEONE TO LOVE...
wwwwwwwwww.
AFTER
DOING SOMETHING OUR
CORPORATE SPONSORS WOULD
MOST DEFINITELY OBJECT
TO, IF WE HAD
ANY.
YES, I'M... I'M GAY.
WELL, I FOR ONE THINK ITS SUPER!
LATER, SOMETIME DURING "PRIMETIME LIVE..
RING! RING!
Clik! HI, IT'S MOM. YOU MUST BE OUT AT ONC OF THOSE "ELLEN PARTIES. WELL, I LOVED THE SHOW. SHE'S SUCH AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL!YKNOW YOU'D LOOK GREAT WITH THAT HAIRSTYLE! YOUR DAD AND I WERE JUST SAYING MAYBE ONE DAY YOU COULD MANAGE A BOOKSTORE LIKE ELLEN, INSTEAD OF JUST WORKING IN ONE. WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE? CALL US! BYE!
HONESTLY ETHEL by John D. Anderson
CARMEX.
WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME YOU'VE GOT STICKY LIP-BALM ON BEFORE I TRY
TO KISS YOU?!
OH, WERE YOU GOING TO KISS
ME?
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