AARGH!

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? THEY'RE TRYING TO NEUTRALIZE US! THEY FEED US SOME PHONY SITCOM ABOUT OUR LIVES SO WE'LL STAY HOME AND WATCH IT, INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND MAKING OUR OWN SUBVERSIVE CULTURE!

WELL, JERRY FALHELL SEEMS TO FIND

THIS SHOW PRETTY DAMN SUBVERSIVE. BESIDES, IT'S NOT PHONY. SHE'S A REAL LIVE LESBO!

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THAT'S THE WORST PART! TRY TO CHANGE ANYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY AND YOU END UP GETTING PACKAGED AND SOLD BACK TO YOURSELF! PLUS NOW EVERY SHMOE ON THE STREET'S GONNA THINK THEY KNOW WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE!

22 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

JUNE 20, 1997

Dykes ToWatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

HARD CORE

90 BALION BECAME

GOD, MO! YOU'RE SO HARD CORE! THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY, IF YOU'D SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

Fre

ROM EAST GRAND FORKS TO KEY WEST, QUEER AMERICA HUDDLES 'ROUND ITS HOME ENTER. TAINMENT CENTERS FOR A TELEHISTORIC MOMENT OF COLLECTIVE

264

CATHARSIS.

..AND WHAT

WAS HIS SUSAN. NAME?

SYDNEY, WHY WATCH THE DISNEY VERSION WHEN YOU HAVE THE REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE?

WAM!

I WANNA

SEE

THIS!

Apar Hyo

... I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I GOT THE JOKE ABOUT THE TOASTER OVEN.

RELAX, I'M TAPING IT. WE CAN WATCH IT

AFTER.

AFTER

WHAT?

SNIFF Shiff

...I WANT A HOUSE WITH A PICKET FENCE, YOU KNOW, A DOG, A CAT. SUNDAY BARBECUES, SOMEONE TO LOVE...

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AFTER

DOING SOMETHING OUR

CORPORATE SPONSORS WOULD

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ANY.

YES, I'M... I'M GAY.

WELL, I FOR ONE THINK ITS SUPER!

LATER, SOMETIME DURING "PRIMETIME LIVE..

RING! RING!

Clik! HI, IT'S MOM. YOU MUST BE OUT AT ONC OF THOSE "ELLEN PARTIES. WELL, I LOVED THE SHOW. SHE'S SUCH AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL!YKNOW YOU'D LOOK GREAT WITH THAT HAIRSTYLE! YOUR DAD AND I WERE JUST SAYING MAYBE ONE DAY YOU COULD MANAGE A BOOKSTORE LIKE ELLEN, INSTEAD OF JUST WORKING IN ONE. WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE? CALL US! BYE!

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OH, WERE YOU GOING TO KISS

ME?

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